Sunday, July 29, 2007

In Defense of Steven Spielberg


I was recently reading about Mia Farrow’s campaign to get Steven Spielberg to use his considerable influence to put a bug in China’s ear regarding Darfur.

China chose Spielberg to be the artistic director for the 2008 games in Beijing. Her much publicized open letter appeal seems to have gotten the waters churning as Spielberg has been seemingly stirred to action (see King James, it’s not that hard now is it?).

If Mr. Spielberg does decide to decline the position should China continue its financial support of the current genocidal regime in the Sudan, then I heartily applaud him. I’ve always respected the man as an artist and it’s nice when you can also respect somebody just as a human being.

This incident also got me to thinking about how little respect Spielberg gets as a director. Sure, critics tend to review his films pretty well, but his name rarely seems to come up when the conversation about greatest directors is brought up. Scorsese, the Coen brothers, Woody Allen, Soderbergh, Terrence Malick —I’d wager most critics would bring these names up before Spielberg’s.

I would argue that Steven Spielberg might be America’s greatest living director. The only person I’d have a difficult time ranking him above is Martin Scorsese, but these two are really like McCartney and Lennon—both geniuses in their own right whose works appeal to different audiences.

In my estimation, Steven Spielberg has crafted these bona fide masterpieces: Jaws, E.T., Raiders of the Lost Ark, Schindler’s List and Saving Private Ryan. Does it matter that the first three are among the highest grossing films of all time? If something is that popular, it can’t be very good right? That’s a load. The subject matter of those first three films isn’t exactly challenging, but the craft that went into making them is unassailable. I can watch any of those first three films today and marvel at how well they hold up. A great movie is almost like a monument—its aesthetics may anchor it to a specific moment in time, but the craftsmanship behind it never fails to awe you. Hitchcock is often cited as the best director of American films ever, but his movies didn’t tackle weighty subjects either. His films were just really frakking good.

Yet even if we accept that the first blockbuster, a beloved children’s film and an homage to serial matinee movies can be great films in their own right, we run into the problem of the critical reaction to Spielberg’s “heavy” films. I readily admit that Amistad falters under the weight of its subject matter, but I also think it’s an interesting failure. And besides how many directors with Spielberg’s level of commercial success would ever decide to make a movie about slavery? Could you imagine George Lucas making a movie about Japanese internment during WWII?

Spielberg at the height of his commercial powers (he’d just released Jurassic Park) releases the best film of his career and it’s about the Holocaust. When I say the critical reaction was problematic, I don’t mean the movie wasn’t well received. It got fairly high marks. Yet, critics couldn’t help but take a dig at the S Double. Their point of contention? The penultimate scene in the movie where Liam Neeson’s Schindler is overwhelmed with emotion:
Oskar Schindler: I could have got more out. I could have got more. I don't know. If I'd just... I could have got more.
Itzhak Stern: Oskar, there are eleven hundred people who are alive because of you. Look at them.
Oskar Schindler: If I'd made more money... I threw away so much money. You have no idea. If I'd just...
Itzhak Stern: There will be generations because of what you did.
Oskar Schindler: I didn't do enough!
Itzhak Stern: You did so much.
[Schindler looks at his car]
Oskar Schindler: This car. Goeth would have bought this car. Why did I keep the car? Ten people right there. Ten people. Ten more people.
[removing Nazi pin from lapel]
Oskar Schindler: This pin. Two people. This is gold. Two more people. He would have given me two for it, at least one. One more person. A person, Stern. For this.
[sobbing]
Oskar Schindler: I could have gotten one more person... and I didn't! And I... I didn't!

I’ve heard critics deride this scene as too saccharine, a Spielberg weakness to rely on sentimentality. What?! So, a man just witnesses the destruction of an unfathomable amount of human life and we knock Spielberg for showing how this affects him? Did this scene happen in real life? Well, probably not obviously, but I do believe that the real Oskar Schindler and in fact those who were active participants in that brutal episode in history have asked themselves a similar question: “did I do enough?” That scene is precisely why I love Spielberg. His characters speak to the humanity we each hope to find in ourselves. That is Spielberg’s voice. That’s what makes him such a great director.

Although Saving Private Ryan was also lauded critically upon it’s release, you will find many critics today who would say the movie is a bundle of clichés book-ended by two phenomenal battle sequences. Bollocks! SPR is just as emotionally complex and engaging as Schindler’s List. Recall the film starts with a sun-drenched almost transparent American flag. That alone signals that the movie isn’t some blindly patriotic love letter to America. The film is subtly anti-war. (Think of the tragic arc of Jeremy Davies’ Upham and how ultimately the war dehumanizes him.) I always tell people to think about what Matt Damon’s character represents. He’s not just some grunt who the military feels sorry for because his brother’s died (spoiler, oops!). He represents the country asking itself, “why are we over here?” The average American probably understood Pearl Harbor on some level and knew we had to do something. Still, WWII cost a lot of lives and people still needed a strong reason to sacrifice their children for the lives of foreigners they would never meet. The movie’s characters were also not just stock war characters. Tom Hank’s Captain Miller gave great insight into how we define our leaders and what we expect from them. Yes, the battles are spectacular in the movie, but there is a great deal of substance in between.

The other knock against Spielberg is that he is essentially a "pop" director. He works in the mainstream. To critics, this is a crime. I admit I'm not too fond of most popular or commercial art either, but I give props when they are due. Also, Spielberg stretches himself and has done so throughout his career. A.I., 1941, Empire of the Sun, The Color Purple, the aforementioned Amistad--these are all outside of his comfort zone.

I hope one day that Spielberg gets the respect he deserves. He should at least be included in the debate when the topic of "greatest living directors" is discussed. He’s still making good films. (Munich may be a masterpiece too, but I need more time away from it to be sure.) He’s currently working on Indy IV and then a film about Lincoln. I’ll be looking forward to both equally.

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Gee, I Never Thought of It THAT Way...

From the comments section of Jason Whitlock's webpage, posted in response to this article about Michael Vick's indictment (click for a better view):


Oh, wonderful internet! You are an ever-gushing fountain of comedic manna.

I like Whitlock; 2nd favorite sports read after Simmons. Still, this column is a bit off the mark in laying Vick's behavior squarely on the shoulders of hip-hop. True, rappers like pit bulls, but this is more a function of backwater culture from down South as Clinton Portis so elegantly elucidated. Ghetto-@$$ people like to fight animals: cocks, dogs, snapping turtles...you name it. Vicks behavior comes from growing up in the rural South, not from listening to Jay-Z. But, yeah anyway, those comments are priceless.

Please don't move my job to Japan!

Thursday, July 19, 2007

Are You Still Using Gmail? Loser...


It's like tomorrow's internet, today!

Sunday, July 15, 2007

The Avian Equivalent of Driving a Beemer


I have cable for the first time in eight years, and with 2.5 trillion channels, what do I watch? Planet Earth on Discovery HD. That's pretty much it. Maybe a little Sportscenter every now and then (although somehow SC really sucks now compared to ESPN's Golden Age between 1995-2000).

I can't stop watching Planet Earth though, even if I keep seeing the same episode a dozen times. It's like Seinfeld...if Seinfeld was narrated by Sigourney Weaver and had no jokes and took place in exotic locations across the globe as opposed to the Upper West Side of Manhattan.

What I take away from this ridiculously beautiful piece of documentary filmmaking is that human beings suck and should be confined to cities and never, ever, ever step foot into the wilderness lest we screw things up even further. The episode about life in the Arctic is pretty heartbreaking. I apologize to all the polar bears (and btw there's nothing more pathetic than watching a polar bear in a zoo in 90-degree weather--it's like when Frosty the Snowman got trapped in the greenhouse). I will try my best to not add to our excessive way of life. Public transportation whenever possible, no more bottled water, turn off the lights, no more big-game hunting, etc. We really don't deserve this place.

That black-and-blue smiley face in the picture is a bird. He is preening for the female in the foreground. The most garish bird gets the girl. Amazing. And here I am stuck wearing double diamond-encrusted platinum Jesus-pieces to get the same desired effect. Why does Mother Nature hate me?

Thursday, July 5, 2007

Michael Bay, You May Have Won the Battle, but the War is FAR From Over!!!



When I first heard Transformers was going to be made into a live-action movie, I scoffed at the idea. When I further heard that this live-action Transformers was going to be directed by Michael Bay , I threw up in my mouth a little bit. For my money, Bay has made one genuinely entertaining film and that’s The Rock. (Actually, watching The Island on DVD wasn’t a total waste of time).

Further adding to my apprehension about the movie were the pre-production designs for the Transformers. They looked absolutely nothing like what I would have imagined. Granted, the original models would have been too blocky and simplistic to attempt to animate them as photo-realistic objects, but I figured there had to be a better compromise than this:


The Decepticons were far too busy looking with sleek metal protrusions everywhere. They looked like something out of a bad mech anime. The Autobots were a little more palatable, but they still didn’t ‘wow’ me. It looked like the movie would be a guaranteed disaster before the first frame was even shot.

Yet, lo and behold--the finished product does not suck.

Shia LaBeouf (who reminds me of a young John Cusack, both physically and character-wise) does well as the dorky kid stuck in the middle of all the crazy robot warfare. He's a likeable actor (he made Disturbia almost decent) and I think he sells the relationship between himself and Bumblebee fairly well. In fact, Bay should have trusted that material more because I think it was the strongest part of the film.

There is no build-up in this movie. I swear Transformers start showing up like 10 minutes into the thing which is a different approach compared to famous monster movies directed by the film's executive producer, Spielberg. It's like Bay said, "Hey we spent a sh!tload on all these effects! Let's blow some $#!t up!"

(On a related note, ILM might have snatched the crown back from WETA after this film. To these eyes, WETA has held the title since LOTR: The Two Towers back in ’02. They had SFX in those last two films that literally made my jaw drop, not to mention their work on King Kong.)

The action kicks in early and the movie pretty much stays in one of two modes: funny or exhilarating (sometimes a combination of both). The plot is fairly disposable, recycling bits of ID4 and Terminator 2 along the way. The Transformers themselves with the exception of Bumblebee aren't really allowed to be characters so much as 'action-conduits'. Usually this would annoy me, but when the action is done well I don't care. It's like watching a martial arts movie. Do you really care why Jade Dragon is trying to find the Mystic Blade of Zhi Chu? No! You just want the damned thing found so you can watch her kick more @$$!

I can honestly say the movie exceeded my expectations, because it was just not at all what I expected. I found it to be genuinely funny in many places (really crass in others though), and fairly inventive when it came to staging the action sequences. The highway scene is worth the price of admission alone.

I love the Transformers. I have watched the original animated film more times than I can count. I think Orson Welles should have received a posthumous best supporting actor nomination for his voice-work as Unicron (I’m not really sure if I’m joking or not). Hell, I walk around some days singing, (You’ve Got) The Touch like a coked-out Dirk Diggler in Boogie Nights. (Sadly, I’m not joking about that). The death of Optimus Prime was like my generation’s version of the assassination of JFK. Or maybe just my own. The point is that the stupid toy-hawking commercial of a television show was actually good. It taught you things. Things like the versatility of Energon (I believe it helped spark the interest in fuel cell technology that we see today.) It taught you that robots could be just as horrible shots as GI Joes. Okay, so maybe it just taught you how to go buy more toys, but if that's not American, then I don't know what is.

Bay’s movies have never offended me the way say a Brett Ratner project does. He makes big dumb movies where lots of things blow-up, but the movies seem to at least know they’re really dumb. (I refuse to believe for one minute that Armageddon is a serious picture on any level.) The movies may be brainless, but they are quite competently directed. Bay's visual sense and eye for spectacle are pretty damned spectacular.

In retrospect, Bay made perfect sense for this project. He obviously respects the property (I mean for god's sake, he got Peter Cullen to do Optimus's voice!). He gets the small details that make fanboys like myself get all warm and fuzzy (tell me hearing the classic transformation sound on the big screen in THX doesn't make you squeal like a 7-year old girl). He doesn’t get everything right (complete misappropriation of the name Devastator; complete waste of one of the all-time great righthand-henchman in Starscream; the Autobot Jazz is worthy of his own separate post and an honorary spot in the Negro Hall of Shame). He makes up for these oversights with a movie that hits just the right tone on most occassions. It never takes itself too seriously (it's about 3-story transforming robots after all), but it also doesn't allow itself to turn into a dumb cartoon.

The movie is too long by about 35-45 minutes. I’d have chopped out everything dealing with Qatar and the Pentagon. The movie should have focused on LaBeouf’s character and Bumblebee trying to stay ahead of the Decepticons and the Sector 7 government MIBs. But hey, nobody’s giving me $200MM to go out and make a Transformers movie, so I’ll just shut my pie hole.

At the end of the day, the movie has its faults, but it’s entertaining as hell (in fact the movie entertains you into submission). And I look at it this way: at least we didn’t get Tim Story directing.

Bestest Summer Flicks:
Ratatouille
Knocked Up
Sicko
Hot Fuzz
Transformers

Barry Bonds' Dog



Sorry, couldn't help it...

Sunday, July 1, 2007

Movie Pick of the Week


Ratatouille is Brad Bird's 3rd film. His second, The Incredibles was one of my favorite movies of 2004 and makes the short-list of all time favorite animated films (not best, but favorite--there's a distinction). His first movie was the criminally under-seen Iron Giant. If there was any justice on this pretty ball of mud, then Iron Giant would be mentioned in the same breath as films like E.T. and The Lion King. As of now, Brad Byrd is the only person in animation who I can picture overtaking or at least eventually coming to rival the qualitative output of Hayao Miyazaki. If you aren't familiar with animation, then I'm basically saying he will be better than Walt Disney himself.

Coming into this film, my expectations were high to say the least. Yet somehow he still managed to exceed them. The movie is damn near perfect on every level. Bird manages to take the world of professional cooking and make it accessible and more important entertaining to all ages. His greatest strength lies in his ability to imbue his characters with heart. These aren't just soulless celebrity-voiced CGI constructs spouting pop culture references and making inane "dooty"-jokes. Well to be sure there are "dooty"-jokes, but the movie doesn't even begin to rely on that kind of humor. In other words, it's the anti-Shrek.

Ratatouille is such a great experience. You should see it unspoiled. In fact all you need to know is that it's a great flick about a rat wanting to be a cook. That's it. And if you don't come out of the film feeling better about yourself, the world and everybody in it, then God have mercy on your black soul you heartless bastard. Enjoy!

Bonus Listage:
Favorite 10 Animated Films:
1. Spirited Away
2. Grave of the Fireflies
3. Princess Mononoke
4. Iron Giant
5. The Lion King
6. The Incredibles
7. South Park: Bigger, Longer, Uncut
8. Toy Story
9. Transformers: The Movie
10. Toy Story 2 Ninja Scroll (there, are you happy?)