Saturday, August 23, 2008

Not the Way I'd Go About Lodging A Protest...


Photo and caption taken from the AP: Cuba's Angel Valodia Matos, left, kicks match referee Sweden's Chakir Chelbat in the face during a bronze medal match against Kazakhstan's Arman Chilmanov in the men's taekwondo +80 kilogram class at the Beijing 2008 Olympics in Beijing, Saturday, Aug. 23, 2008. Matos attacked the official, throwing punches and kicks, after being declared the loser in his bronze medal match.

Mr. Matos and his coach, both unrepentant, were banned for life from the sport. Well at least you'll always have the infamy.

Friday, August 15, 2008

When Internet Memes Collide!!!



You got your peanut butter in my chocolate!

Did I Mention Coldplay Sucks?


In a city of the future
It is difficult to concentrate
Meet the boss, meet the wife
Everybody's happy
Everyone is made for life
In a city of the future
It is difficult to find a little space
I'm too busy to see you
You're too busy to wait
But I'm OK, how are you?
Thanks for asking, thanks for asking
I'm OK, how are you? I hope you're OK too

Every one one of those days
When the sky is California blue
With a beautiful bombshell
I throw myself into my work
I’m too lazy I’ve been kidding myself for so long
I'm OK, how are you?
Thanks for asking, thanks for asking
I'm OK, how are you?
I hope you're OK too


-Palo Alto, Airbag/How Am I Driving EP

A couple of weekends ago, I attended the All Points West festival. Radiohead headlined. I arrived fairly late in the day and only got a chance to see a pretty impressive Roots performance before the main event. Black Thought and ?uestlove along with their ever-changing but always tight band are single-handedly legitimizing (large venue) live hip-hop. I've seen Radiohead a few times now, and I get excited the way you would when an old friend comes to town. The concert didn’t rank in my top five live music experiences, but it was still sublime. Don’t get me wrong, I sang along with practically every song and worked myself into a dancing frenzy for a good part of the set.

The problem is that New York Radiohead fans tend to be so passive. If the band only had OK Computer under their belts then I’d understand, but the last few albums have had some really good grooves on them full of jams with compelling bass lines (e.g., I Might Be Wrong, National Anthem, The Gloaming). I think frontman Thom Yorke agrees, because he frequently breaks out into his own spastic dances for a number of songs. If he can do it, so can you. It's that element that really propels a rock concert to the upper stratosphere for me. It's why Bjork at Coney Island in '03 and practically every Flaming Lips show remain the gold standard.

I hadn’t checked the setlists too closely from the previous shows on their North American tour, so I was surprised they played In Rainbows in its entirety. Bold move. Not many groups have a fanbase that would let them get away with such a feat. I wasn’t bothered since I think the album is their most fully realized work since Kid A. Radiohead is such a cohesive unit; the set feels very polished if a bit rigid. Still they manage to at least appear to enjoy what they're doing up there. Thom doesn't banter much, but the crowd eats up every little quip ("This is dedicated to the Kings of Leon. If we were that good-looking, we'd be famous."). I'm glad he survived OK Computer.

Highlights included a great version of The Bends, Bangers and Mash, No Suprises, Fake Plastic Trees (30,000 people singing in unison: "And if I could be/who you wanted/And if I could be/who you wanted/All the time/All the time...un-hunnnnhhhh"), and Weird Fishes. They opened with a beautiful rendition of Reckoner that showed off the best instrument in the group's formidable arsenal, Thom's at times ethereal falsetto. They book-ended the set (second encore--digression: perhaps we should just do away with the "encore" since it's pretty much an expected part of the setlist at this point; people didn't even bother clapping all that hard the second time) with Idioteque, a song from Kid A that showed the band at their (so far) creative peak.

Sunday, August 3, 2008

How to Win [Buy] Friends and [Peddle] Influence People

Below is an excerpt from another great Bill Moyers Journal story. This one deals with the Jack Abramoff lobbying scandal from a few years back. At least Abramoff was punished (actually more like scolded--5 years in minimum security? Dudes in my neighborhood get more than that for getting caught with more than a few ounces). The scourge of super-lobbyists isn't anathema to our political system; it is our political system. As Thomas Frank notes in an interview with Moyer: "It's not the apples, it's the trees themselves." Does that overstate things? C'mon man:



BILL MOYERS: In the mid-1990s, Russia was like something out of the Wild West.

MICHAEL WALLER: These Russian gangster capitalists had a lot of money, and they didn't care which political party they got involved with. Whether - when it was the Democrats running the White House, they did it with the Democrats, and when they wanted to work with the Republicans in Congress, then they'd buy a Republican, or rent a Republican here and there.

BILL MOYERS: A plum ripe for Abramoff's picking. This time, he registered as a lobbyist for a mysterious company based in the Bahamas connected to a Russian oil and gas giant called Naftasib.

BILL MOYERS: Naftasib - with its headquarters in this unmarked building in the heart of Moscow - was a major supplier to the Russian military. It also advertised the close ties between its Vice President and Russian military intelligence.

MICHAEL WALLER: So, here you have an instructor at Russian Military Intelligence Academy who is one of the top two people in a very sketchy, deceptive-looking, influence operation in Washington where it's hiring people to identify lawmakers and staffers for free trips to Russia, in hotels that were still equipped the way the KGB had always equipped the hotels. This is not an educational exchange program. This is not a pure person-to-person, understanding-type program. This is potentially a very serious operation.

BILL MOYERS: On the fifth of August, 1997, Tom DeLay and Ed Buckham, DeLay's Chief of Staff who had recently set up the U.S. Family Network, left for a six-day visit to Moscow. Abramoff joined them there. DeLay's official report claimed the trip was sponsored by the very same non-profit that paid for his golf vacation in Scotland. In Russia, they were hosted at a lavish dinner and shown around town by the two top Naftasib executives.

JEFFREY SMITH: The oil executives were excited at the possibility that Tom DeLay could help open doors for them in Washington, and they wanted to reward him in some way, and so they asked a colleague of Abramoff's, you know, what would happen if the DeLays woke up one day and found a luxurious car, like a BMW or a Mercedes on their driveway. And the colleague of Abramoff said, "Well, that would be illegal. This shows a motive and desire by the Russians to reward the DeLays in one way or another for work that they expected him to do for them.

BILL MOYERS: Nine months later, the U.S. Family Network received a wire transfer from a London law firm, now defunct, that the Washington Post has connected to the Naftasib bosses. The amount: one million dollars. Pastor Chris Geeslin questioned Ed Buckham.

REV. CHRIS GEESLIN: He kind of looked at me with some disdain, and he said, "You know where the large money has come from, don't you?" And I said, "No, I have no idea." And he said, "Well let me tell you, this is how it works in Washington." He said, "That money came from Russian oil barons." And I, you know, I just couldn't believe it.

BILL MOYERS: One million dollars was an astounding sum. But consider the timing: it arrived just as Washington was beginning to debate legislation critical to Russia and its collapsing economy. Congress was being asked to resupply the International Monetary Fund, the I.M.F., with taxpayer money that would be used to help bail out the Russian economy and oligarchs like the Naftasib bosses.

BILL MOYERS: Long a critic of the IMF, Tom DeLay had disparaged the pending legislation. "The IMF is bailing out the bankrupt," he said. But by the time the vote came, he had a change of heart and supported the legislation he had scorned.

The world's greatest hustle. But of course, we musn't look back or dredge up the past. Just keep looking forward. How do you like those blinders? Not too tight around the temples are they?

Friday, August 1, 2008

Worst. Ad. Ever.



I thought this was a joke, but this is a real John McCain ad. This is complete bush league. Totally ineffective. "Yeah, you're like the most popular human on the planet, and people are really drawn to you and you've inspired people across the globe, but...um, are you really ready for a job that requires people to put their utmost faith and confidence in you?" Epic Fail. I half expect John McCain to blurt out: "Marsha, Marsha, Marsha!!!"