Saturday, January 24, 2009

"Your Heartbeat Sound Like Sasquatch Feet"

"The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary."-H. L. Mencken

One of President Obama's first acts in office was to sign an Executive order to close the detention facility at Guantanamo Bay. Two days later the New York Times publishes an article about a former Gitmo detainee, Said Ali al-Shihri who reportedly rejoined Al-Qaeda and has become a "deputy leader" for "Al-Qaeda's Yemeni branch." (I use quotes in this instance because the article in no way provides any context--what constitutes the Yemeni branch? It could be a three-man terror cell for all we know. And considering that we seem to kill the "number two" Al-Qaeda operative every six months, what does it even mean to be the deputy leader?) Interesting timing, no? In the article, al-Shihri is linked to the bombing of a U.S. embassy in Yemen that occurred last September (he'd been released into Saudi custody a year prior). The Pentagon claims there are a large number of former detainees who have returned to the battlefield. Corroborating evidence of this ranges from thin to non-existent. Similar AP articles have circulated on most major news sites such as the Yahoo front page, MSNBC and CNN. The Times followed up Sunday with a roundtable of sorts talking about how this article highlights the "challenges" Obama faces in closing Gitmo. To paraphrase Donald Sutherland's character in JFK: "Who benefits?" I'm not suggesting there is a conspiracy of any kind here; what I think is obvious is that there is a concerted effort to undermine Mr. Obama's unassailable decision to close Guantanamo. It is also obvious that as it was with the Iraq War, the MSM is an all too willing accomplice in this endeavor.

There is no debate here. Guantanamo is a blight on America's international reputation; what has gone on there is demonstrably illegal and the Bush apologists' claims of how useful the facility has been have been thoroughly debunked. If the case of al-Shihri shows us anything, it is how counter-productive the policies and methods of the previous regime have proven. What outcome do we expect from imprisoning and in some cases torturing individuals for years on end without allowing even the hint of due process? We should be no more surprised at this than we are about the recidivism rate in our domestic prison system.

This is just the latest propaganda salvo from the remaining neoconservative stalwarts and hard-right Republicans in their attempts to justify and prolong the Bush policies of the years since 9/11. These are the same individuals who have demonized whistleblowers like Russell Tice for exposing the criminality of the former administration. Tice was the source for the New York Times article that detailed the illegal wiretapping program the Bush administration implemented (the same one Democratic senators Feinstein and Rockefeller gave their blessing to). He was on Countdown where he detailed more NSA abuses via illegal wiretaps. Recall this is the same illegal wiretapping activity our Congress granted the nation's largest telecommunication companies such as AT&T and Verizon immunity for this past summer (the same companies that claimed to be doing their "patriotic duty"; the same companies that lavished millions on the DNC back in August less than three months after the FISA Amendment was passed). Yet all this has been framed in the MSM as a debate about policy; the "we shouldn't criminalize policy differences"-line has become the Beltway mantra (President Obama has unfortunately if understandably echoed the same sentiment with his "we want to look forward"-stance). In the words of Bill Clinton: "This whole thing is the biggest fairy tale I've ever seen." We refuse to prosecute these injustices and thus allow those who would further perpetuate them to legitimize their position. Then these feckless demagogues use fear to galvanize the public against what is clearly just and moral.

The other insidious narrative they've tried to insert into the debate is that it will be somehow unsafe to warehouse the Gitmo detainees on American soil. Of course this is utter bull. This nation incarcerates more of its citizens than any other on the planet, so I think we're pretty good at it. Yet, straight-faced some Republican Congressional members assert Americans will somehow be endangered and subjected to higher risks of terrorist attacks should we house them stateside. Why do we keep treating these prisoners as if they're supervillains? As bad as 9/11 was, we've lost five times as many people per year to conventional domestic homicide. The ADX Florence supermax facility in Colorado currently holds the following notable convicts: Omar Abdel-Rahman, Zacarias Moussaoui, Jose Padilla, Ramzi Yousef and homegrown domestic terrorist Terry Nichols. Some of these men have been in U.S. custody for over a decade. Last time I checked we haven't had to repel any brazen rescue attempts from Osama bin Laden and his flying air fortress. I guess we should expect this level of argument from a side that thinks "24" is admissible evidence in an intellectually honest debate.

Thomas Jefferson once said: "Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." It saddens and angers me that it is our own government employing the scare tactics and fear-mongering designed to deprive of us of that freedom which we must guard against.

Friday, January 23, 2009

OMG! They Killed Freddie! You Bastards!


So I come home from a typical long day at the office, looking for a little mindless entertainment to zone out to for an hour or so only to find my world thrown into disarray. We're watching an uninteresting NBA match-up (Lakers versus the woeful Wizards), when I ask my brother to turn to the Monsters HD channel. "Can't do it," he says. I look at him puzzled. "It's off the air. Not there anymore." Incredulous, I demand the remote and begin scanning through Comcast's HD channels. Lo and behold, he's right. It's gone. Finito. Kaput. WTF, Comcast?! I quickly head on-line to figure out what's going on only to discover the devastating truth: all the Voom HD channels were decommissioned as of Jan. 20th; Comcast announced this decision back in December, but I'd completely missed it. I hope they're happy. They just lost a customer.

Monsters HD was the only fully-dedicated horror channel, broadcasting uncut, unedited, commercial-free horror films from the black-and-white schlock of the fifties to the glorious Hammer films of the seventies and up to the mass-produced slasher franchises of the eighties and nineties. It was simply the greatest channel ever. Every film was given a beautiful 1080i full high-definition transfer. Sure they had a relatively small library, but it was rich, diverse and growing.

The station knew how to work what they had. There were werewolf marathons (The Howling and its various sequels, An American Werewolf in London, Ginger Snaps); zombie marathons (Night of the Living Dead and numerous sequels/spin-offs, Dead Alive--a gore masterpiece from Peter Jackson, Undead--a zombie flick from down under); marathons for the big Three: Friday the 13th, Halloween and A Nightmare on Elmstreet. And I watched (and re-watched) them all constantly! Thanks to Monsters HD, I probably watched Friday the 13th III-VIII a half-dozen times each. There was nothing better than coming home after a long Friday and just vegging-out on Jason Vorhees until two in the morning. I am in mourning.

To add insult to injury, to throw lye on my tear-stained cheeks, to further take a crap in my oatmeal, the geniuses at Comcast then decide to replace the Voom HD channel suite (which also included an all-Kung-fu channel, a live music performance channel, an anime channel and an oddly addictive video game channel--imagine watching someone playing PS3 on your HD TV for hours; I don't even play video games much anymore, yet it drew me in on occasion) with all premium HD channels such as HBO HD and Showtime HD. So basically I'm paying the same for less. They're crazy if they think I'm going to pony up more lucre for those stations. I've no use for HBO or Showtime in the age of Netflix. I do have a use for random horror movies 24/7.

As I understand it, the writing was on the wall for the Comcast-owned Voom HD when Dish Network unceremoniously dropped the package (they wanted a la carte, Comcast said: "all [15] or none"). Comcast couldn't justify the expense, I'm sure they'll claim, of broadcasting the package only on their cable network. I had managed to avoid getting screwed over by James Dolan unlike the millions of Knicks fans who I privately chuckled at as he drove the franchise to dizzying new lows. Now the joke's on me. How could I have ever trusted such a man? A pox upon your empire, Mr. Dolan! You've completely 'harshed' my post-inauguration euphoria.